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11/18/2012 (7:16pm) 1 note

List of things I like doing during Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is this thursday. WHAT. here is a list of things I am looking forward to doing.

1. sweatpants on swetpants on sweatpants

  • post stuffing face with goodies, there is nothing like laying low in your favorite sweats. Hello bright orange Syracuse cozies

2. stuffing of the face

  • like the previously mentioned post, I look forward to allowing myself to stuff my face with whatever comes near that thing on my face with teeth…

3. getting crunk with parents and adult relatives

  • it’s always so much fun to help my mom use Instagram or to hear of the “wild” days of the late 80’s post a few glasses of wine 

4. AMAZING MOVIES ON TELEVISION

  • You’ve Got Mail. The Santa Clause. Love Actually. Groundhogs day. need i say more?! 4 FOR YOU TBS. This is the one day a year I shamelessly watch endless movies that I usually deny enjoying though secretly cannot get enough of.

5. An excuse to text my ex

  • I am a little ashamed of this one, but how does he know the “Happy Thanksgiving !!”  text I send isn’t from a mass text I sent to like everyone… accidently… with only his name as the receiver..

there you have it. 

Question:

What day is today?

Asked by Anonymous

Answer:

$undai fundai <3 ! 

11/18/2012 (6:49pm)

vogue:

Nicki Minaj Photographed by Steven Klein for the March Issue of Vogue

la de da de da da , party on with CAPTAIN JACK 

-*aqua*-

4/10/2012 (10:20am)

my eyez hurtz… i can haz roto?

GOOD MORNING. jesus its been quite some time since I put my lengthy fingers to the keyboard and wrote some words. A lot has occurred in the brilliant life of kpvb since the last entry and its all fabulous #duh. for example: I am now a blonde! lyke awesome. and I am graduating college !! #frightening. I am also deciding whether or not to go to PA school #yikes! all is swelly-tastic.

wanted ot make a quick shout out to my #1 fan who has  been checking on my blog and probably deserves a free tee shirt. MIZZ J.ORIE R-Z. yea like j’amie your name is j.orie… fancy. 

ok well I am going to go play in the family resource center in the hospital i work in. its quite lovely and we have awesome childrens books. SDHFJAHSDFJK

don’t worry, my sense of humor will be back, its just taken a short hiatus :D